Tuesday, July 12, 2005

I Am the Televangalist (Fear Me!)

From the Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid which is rapidly spreading around at least a few blog sites on the net.

Televangelist
You are 28% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (or a very despotic one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Spiteful Loner. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Starving Artist, and the Robot.

To which I say, Amen, ya'll!

5 comments:

Suzanne said...

My husband is the Televangalist, too! (I made him take it last night ;-)) I'm so thrilled that our defects say we get along. *lololol*

Simmons B. Buntin said...

I've got to get my wife to take the test, too! You see me further down preaching to the ostriches, right?

Suzanne said...

*LOLOLOL* We actually fed the ostriches a couple of weeks ago, but ours weren't quite as snappy. ;-) Your daughters are adorable!

Simmons B. Buntin said...

Yeah, we're going to keep them...!

The Green Skeptic said...

Simmons,

I did the test tonight and...I'm the Televangeilst too. Now looking for a network!

Thanks for sharing.