Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Wanted: House Elf

Wanted: House Elf

Needed immediately: a friendly house elf who gladly cooks, cleans, does yardwork, plays with the children, and in general caters to our needs, for a muggle family that otherwise is a fan of witches and wizards alike. Must be a self-starter, good under pressure, independent worker. No pay or clothing (and what good house elf would want those things?!), but room, board, and occasional vacation provided. Inquire "in person" at our home in Tucson, Arizona, U.S.A.

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Now that my wife Billie is back at work, we are indeed in desperate need of a little extra assistance around the house, which we're beginning to affectionately refer to as the Burrough.

1 comment:

jd said...

Welcome to the club. We could all use some house elves. Congrats on the poetry review by the way. It must feel good to have your creative work validated in such a well regarded publication.